Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Dope week...other than the threat of being shot twice - all overshadowed by the spirit.

Love this picture, Kai in a nutshell.
My week was dope.  I'm not going to say numbers because I will not allow myself to keep statistics.  These people are not stats, they are children of God and I will not keep records because I could care less how many people I baptize or convert or teach.  Yes I want to enlarge the fold of God, but numbers don't make me a successful missionary.  

I know I said people here are raunchy but man do I love them.  They're so respectful here! Well besides the 2 people who threatened to shoot us.  Other than that, even when people reject us, they're not mean haha.  
People here love Christ but the churches here are so messed that people are messed.  Soooo much priest craft and crap like that. There's this one church that literally sits people who pay more in front and glorify them and chastise those who pay less.  It's disgusting.  But I love how bold we can be as missionaries.  

We were teaching an eternagator (an eternal investigator who we teach but won't be baptized) and she keeps trying to find flaws in the church and how she doesn't believe she can live up to the standards.  She got up to give us some chili and we all (we're in a trio) just sat.  All of us were tearing up and all of us were praying to know what to tell her.  I just up and told her that she needs more faith, then immediately after Elder Parks says, "Tomika....you have absolutely no faith in anything.  Not in God not in Christ not in your self."  That set the tone for what happened next.  

We all bore our testimonies on how we felt we couldn't live up to standards and how we felt like God wasn't doing his part.  I bore it on how when I was younger I felt God wasn't there because I would be bullied and tormented and how after I fell off the path and came back and gained faith it all worked out.  My comps did the same and we were all crying and so was Tomika.  We got her to promise to pray and we told her we aren't coming back for a while so that she can feel the spirit when we aren't there.  
Ninjas do Ninja things.


That boldness we were able to have made it so she could figure out for herself what she needed to do.  We bawled our eyes out in silence on the way home.  I've never felt the spirit so strong in my life.  I have no idea if she will ever be baptized but I know that as long as I'm here I'm not giving up on her.  I wanted to drop her earlier in the week, but I was rebuked so hard by the spirit after that lesson.  I can testify that when you truly love someone and show that love, you can never be too bold.  

I can't express enough my love for our savior.  The spirit works so strong with me.  I can't teach very well, it's something I work on daily, but I know when I pray for the spirit and do my best, the spirit works wonders.  He loosens my tongue and I can teach and testify with power.  I am trying to be the best missionary possible and I'm so lucky to be able to stay with Elder Edwards for at least another transfer.  Elder Moosman goes home and we got a new companion (another trio) named Elder Thorton.  Moosman and I went to the temple today!  I went due to my birthday and Moosman because he goes home.  It was awesome! I can't wait for Christmas either!  I'm so proud of all of my siblings!!!  I loved my birthday stuff!!  I'll send a video of my minute celebration




Kings Do King Things

Elder Co-Driver Trainee Junior Companion Kai Adair

"High Priesting" in serious mode.
Yes, apparently "High Priesting" is a thing...any guesses what it means?
Not Sure what he is trying to say here.
Oh brother...
Birthday Shenanigans
Wow...just, wow.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Peanut Blart and Jelly...his words, not mine!

What what what up peanut blart and jelly!!  Haha this week was a roller coaster.  We were at the pinnacle of baptismal dates with 8!  We got 4 this week!  But of course when the coaster goes up, it always comes down.  We had to drop 3 (including my birthday one) because 1 got into anti Mormon stuff and wouldn't let us clear it up, one would openly ignore us, and one we just can't get a hold of.  It's all fine though because the ones we have are mostly solid and were on the verge of getting one more.  One might even lead to a family of 9 being baptized!  
But the one we might baptize is soooo cool!!  We took a member with us who is so freaking awesome.  He told her that when she is a member, she immediately gets a role in the church and he explained to her son about how he gets the priesthood.  It was soooo spiritual!  We're seeing her again tonight!

I'm sending some stuff home because it's not exactly allowed here on the mission haha.  Don't open it when it comes!  All will be revealed in due time ;).  Actually I give Cortland and dad special permission to look through it because they will get a kick out of it...but if the spirit directs, they may share the contents with the family.  

You guys better have watched conference!!  For the first time ever I watched all 5 sessions and I could not be happier.  I was so overwhelmed with the spirit as I watched!  The talk that hit me the hardest actually made me choke up.  It was by Elder K. Brett

Nattress.  He spoke about the power of the Book of Mormon.  Go back and watch it.  It hit me because he talked of how he is the 2nd of 6 kids (sound familiar?) and how we never read or payed attention to his mom as she read him the Book of Mormon (wow this is familiar huh?) and how he told her "mom why read?  I'm not listening!"  She explained to him that she heard that by reading the Book of Mormon with her kids every day, she will not lose them.  That's when she looked him dead in the eye and said "I will NOT lose you."  That's where I lost it.  Guys, read the Book of Mormon every day because I will NOT lose any of you.  As well as I can promise YOU will NOT lose ME.  Read every day and ponder its teachings.  As David A. Bednar said, "be doers of the word of God, not hearers of the word."  As trials and torment come your way and it seems it is too much for your boat to take, remember, "Do not fear, even the wind and seas obey Christ."  

My second favorite quote from conference was by Elder Russell M. Nelson. "None but saints can be happy through ANY circumstance."  Remember that we're on this earth to have Joy!!  True joy!  Christ's joy is constant!  As we are beaten down with trials and stumbling blocks, "learn to suffer in joy!"  

"Oh, sweet the joy this sentence gives, 'I know that my redeemer lives.'"
I love you guys with all my heart!  Never doubt that!  I testify to you that Joseph smith is the prophet of the restoration and that the restoration is not an event, but continues on today.  Each of us are part of this glorious Work!  Even you little Ella and crew!  Christ suffered and died for us that we may have eternal life.  Remember to love Christ because he loved us first!  He's the only one who understands everything we're going through!  You're never alone!  Kids, you have mom and dad!  Mom and dad, you have your parents!  And also a son who thinks he knows everything but also thinks he knows nothing.  But all of you also have a father in heaven who wants to talk to you.  Talk to Him every night and every morning!  Pray throughout the day and never lose sight of who you are!  
And my Address is 

4360 Winchester Rd. 
Apt. #1
Memphis, TN 38118

I have started to eat basically everything with peanut butter haha.  I eat it on my toast, sandwiches, on a spoon, everything.  Do I regret it?  No.  Is it gonna keep happening?  Abso-freaking-lultey.  I'm pounding down that protein haha.  Always remember, "Life's a garden, dig it." - Joe Dirt

Kings Do King Things

Elder Co-Driver Trainee Junior Companion Kai Adair



Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Sometimes kings just gotta flex...and teach and preach and work as missionaries do.

Hey who's been blinking?  I swear I just talked to you guys!  Next thing you know I'll be in college!  The days seem so long but holy cow do the weeks fly by!  This weeks been kinda weird.  We have had so many set appointments fall through so that kind of sucked.  We got another baptismal date.  Her name is Anne Webb set for the 22nd of October!  She's solid!  I think that I can say I know she'll be baptized.  She has the cutest little boy named Charelston!  He's so funny and cute!  He's 1 and loves to hug.  We also got Darrell are activated and talking to members!  But yeah we found her when I was on exchanges with the Zone Leaders.  

Elder Moosman and I were exchanged with Elder York and he's awesome.  He is like 6'5 and 205 lbs.  he's huge.  But he's a friendly giant.  He had an accident last week where he was climbing over a spiked fence to get a ball and he fell and got stabbed twice hahahaha.  Once in the hand and once in the leg!  He's fine though, just something funny.  But he's a great missionary!  I think he might go AP!  Speaking of, "AP Adair" is written every where in my apartment because my comps think I'm gonna be an AP.  I mean, I'm open to he idea of being one, but I can't even handle myself so that's wayyyyy out of my sight as of right now haha.  But it's good to know they have high expectations of me.  They honestly think I can be one.  

We were out this week teaching and an appointment feel through so we went finding and we had some crazy experiences.  First, we met a guy who claimed to see a vision of Jesus.  He said he was visited by Jesus and he doesn't look like the pictures....he's currently in my prayers because I didn't think anyone was that...unintelligent.  Haha then right after we ran into a Hebrew Israelite.  That was an experience.  He basically said and firmly believes the blacks in America are the chosen people and the Jews talked about when Jesus scattered the 12 tribes across the 4 corners of the earth.  He was hell bent also that Jehovah (pronounced Yahweh) is the "most high."  He said that Jesus wasn't Christ because Jesus's name isn't the same every where (Spanish is Jesus Cristo, etc) and if he was the same he would have the same name pronounced the same (even though George is pronounced hor-hay, Christopher is Christobol).  And he didn't know Jehovah (Yahweh) was spelled like that...we had the power to destroy his entire existence but we decided to let him be wrong.  Oops. #sorrynotsorry.  Haha eventful day.

Sad time now. Elder Parks and Harris (elders in our district) had a baptismal date investigator die last week...he was their best investigator and he was super solid and Elder Parks was super close to him.  He's pretty distraught right now but the great and awesome thing is that he already accepted the gospel!  Elder Parks is gonna try to be baptized for him!  He taught him while he was alive and is gonna get baptized for him after he's dead!  Wouldn't that be such a spiritual experience?!

Also it's so hot here that when we see that it's gonna be any temperature below 85 degrees, we get so excited.  It's that bad haha. It's been cray hot.  We've done a few hours of service this week and I haven't sweat that much since football (which I'm missing like crazy, both watching and playing.  Speaking of I'm gonna go out for football in college).  We did some old lady's yard while wearing full proselyting clothes for an hour.  Then we helped an older woman move for an hour and a half and on Saturday we helped a member move pieces of a tree that fell over.  And it wasn't a small tree.  He had to cut it into several pieces, about a foot or so thick and 3 feet wide. It took all 3 of us to move each piece.  And then we had to unload it all haha.  It took some muscle, but it got done.  I was pouring out sweat haha.  

Oh I think I might have grown a little because my jeans are a little tight haha.  And I think I've grown vertically too.  I might need new soccer sweats soon. But the mission is treating me great!  Also if you want to hear a good song about moms and missionary work listen to Bless My Son by Nashville Tribute Band. My package has not arrived because you sent it to the mission home...I won't have it for a while.  Send it to my apartment.  It won't get stolen!  And yes it's okay as long as I don't use it outside.  I will ask Wakolo!  I think it will be fine!  Dax is special to me so I think he'll let me. I most likely won't be in a trio next month because Moosman leaves on the 11th. Elder Nielson is a great guy!  He and I were together a lot at specialized meeting and I'll see him again next week.

I'm so proud of Ella!  And chance and all of them!  Tell Chance to not let that bring him down.  Tell him to play as hard as he can this last game because football goes by way too fast!  Same with Cort and crew! Good job buddy! I already emailed Cortland so he'll get my council soon enough. That baptism isn't gonna happen because Zeneta hasn't been keeping contact with us and hasn't been to church yet so we're gonna try a little more before we drop her...my best hope for a baptism is Anne. No my contacts are fine I just got something in my eye one day and
wore glasses and forgot to put in contacts.

Kings Do King Things


The King says flex...that's right, flex those guns, son.




 

             




Elder Nielsen's mom was kind enough to send us some pics from the MTC:









Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Working hard and having fun...and did I mention kicking a ball into his own face?

There was a fire here this past week and it killed like 10 people....9 were kids...it's been sad here but we'll press through.  Let me tell you first hand though, that faith works miracles.  We were walking (it's walk week) and we saw it was raining and I told the guys that with enough faith we wouldn't get wet.  So we all stood looking and we all agreed to have faith we wouldn't get wet and as we walked guess who didn't get wet.  Us.  It was awesome!  We ended up walking over 10 miles haha but we met a bunch of people!  I'm starting to love the people here.  People in the ghettos are super nice and family oriented!  We now have protection in 3 different neighborhoods.  They are super kind, even the ones who look scary!  Elder Edwards told me that when you start to begin wit the end in mind, or start looking at people  as if they were wearing their baptismal whites, it's easier to love them.  It's so true.  Even the grungiest looking people are children of God and they need the gospel the most!  Even though it's been super hot, rainy and humid, I found myself with so much energy to wave, smile or talk to people.  My legs hurt of course and my shirt was sticking to me from all the sweat, but I just wanted to keep my head up and smile because I know when I do that, people notice.  It's said it takes at least 7 missionary contacts before a person warms up to the gospel, that includes smiles, waves and small talk.  I want to try to plant as many seeds as possible.  I want to be able to look Heavenly Father in the eye and be able to honestly say, I left it all on the field.  Listen to Life is a Football game.  I can't remember who it's by but it's by like a motivational speaker who gave that talk at BYU and its soooo good.  But I really am starting to love it here.  Although I really, really miss the mountains haha.  It's green and pretty here, but it's too flat for my liking.  I also miss having cold weather haha.  I walk outside after basketball, hoping for a breeze of cool, but instead I'm greeted by hot, humid sticky air.  Hahaha also when it rains the street steams!
 I also had a great experience when just walking.  We were running late for some reason and left 30 min late but as we left there was a guy on a bike who kept looking at us and he stopped, rode, looked and stopped and put his bike down and walked towards us (in our apartment complex) and he said hi and told us he is a member!  He was baptized in Seattle but hasn't been to church in 7 years and wishes to come back and he was thinking about it as he was riding and he saw us!  Isn't that awesome?! He came to stake conference with us and we met with him after and he said he loved it! We're hoping for a reactivation, which is just as great as a baptism!  Speaking of, we had to move our baptismal date. Guess when it is. October 8!  Isn't that awesome?!  What a present!!  We also set another date for October 15!  We've been walking a lot so my feet were pretty swollen and knee started hurting again but it was fine, if Nephi didn't complain after being strung up for 4 days, I shouldn't!  Plus, we got the car again.  We are at subway this past week and when we left the owner came out and gave us a gift card for $20.  He said his store got robbed the day before and he was feeling down and discouraged and he said that just seeing us there gave him hope that there's good in the world and he asked us to pray for him.  We agreed and gave him a card with our info on it and he said he was so grateful.  It was just a random, cool experience that stuck to me!  We also ran into some guy who claimed Jesus was a fake and how the first slave ship was called Jesus.  Some black radical dude who was super into BLM haha.  We talked to him and his friends for a bit.  Major pot heads believe in good and evil and if you're good you'll be saved haha.  Oh and I got a sweet American flag hat cause America.  We've had a few days this week where EVERY set appt fell through so it's been tough cause we have to walk everywhere and find because our appts are either not home, fall through or they're bad addresses.  We've had a ton this week but we kept pushing and got some good things out of it!  Oh and tell Cort he can have my snowboard.  I don't need it for a minute haha plus I'll get a new one when I'm home.  I also saw sister fisher!!  That was cool.  I was also able to see Elder Nielson too!  He's doing good!  Elder Edwards and Moosman thought it was a good idea to splash cold water on me as I was showering haha they missed!  Freaking goobers!  Haha I love them.  They're helping me so much!  Also if you could be a doll send me another air Mormon shirt!  Large.  It's for Edwards.  And I heard about the baby!  Kaeden told me!!  I'll defiantly pray for him and his back and stress.  Tell Cort congrats!!  He already has more points than I've scored in high school!  Little bugger haha.  

Kings Do King Things

Sometimes kings kick themselves in the face...

Sometimes they look good...

Other times they find themselves caught up in games...

Most often though, they just look confused.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Sorry, no postable pictures this time around...but they were hilarious, trust us! :)

The members are feeding us pretty well!  A few times a week!  Food here is amazing!!  But I gotta say I have never seen so many wig shops...it seems everyone here wears a wig haha.  I need a family picture from you guys too.  And there's socks called Stance (the brand) I need you to send me a bunch.  They're dope.  I'm sending a list of songs I want you to send me too.  Put them on a flash drive and send the drive to me, please. This week is still the same old same old. I extended my first baptismal invitation to an investigator and she said yes!  It's set for the 24th of this month so pray that it comes through!  She's awesome.  She has a daughter and her mom in her house and her name is Zeneta.  She's really cool and so ready for the gospel!  She's definitely amazing!  There's a giant Statue of Liberty that's calling America to return to Christ that we got a pic of hahahaha.  Then across town is a giant Buddha statue....in someone's yard haha.  We live by a Buddhist temple too.  My favorite thing so far is teaching the Book of Mormon class.  I love teaching about that cause it's so fun!  Especially about the introduction page.  We get to map out everything from the jaredites to Moroni buying the plates.  It's awesome.   We've gotten a few new investigators and called over 100 people!  It's been busy.  Not a lot of people want to keep with us but I feel we can get to them if we work even harder.  We have something called accountability where we memorize all the points in each lesson and find scriptures from the Book of Mormon and the bible and we memorize and recite them.  I have all of lesson 1 down and the points to lessons 2 and 3.  I guess that's good because I was told most don't memorize 1 until about 3 weeks in the field.  So hopefully I'll be able to keep ahead of them game!  Its such and honor to be out here with the guys I'm with.  It's rough here, but I know I'll be okay.  I get a little trunky every now and again, but I'm fine! Me and my companions were asked by another missionary what we would do if we were to be able to go home honorably today from the mission field and Elder Moosman said something that hit me hard.  He leaves home in 5 weeks and he looked this elder in the eye and said, "I told the lord 2 years didn't I?" And left it at that.  I will always remember that.  Its been burned in my brain.  I have 2 years only for the lord and that seems like the most important thing I'll ever do in my life.  I'm learning so much and yeah, I can't wait to be home with you guys and tell you about my mission, but for the time being, I want to be here serving.  It's hot and humid and miserable outside, but what I'm doing is what the lord needs me to be doing.  I found myself in a bash this week.  Some guy kept trying to get us to believe faith is fake and there's no proof of faith...moron.  Haha but he wasn't too mean, more just ignorant.  Elder Edwards favorite pastime is to take sticky notes and place them around my bathroom..  Hahaha he's so weird, I love him.  I'll send pics of all the notes he's put around haha.  We were in an area just door knocking cause an appt fell through and we found ourselves teaching a youth preacher and even got a return appt hahaha.  We also found a guy who has this bandage on his hand and while we were talking it came up and he told us he got bit...by another person...then while walking we found a house that put up a garage door as their gate...only in Memphis.  This place is crazy hahaha, and so many weird things happen. 
Tell the little ones and Kaeden how much I love and miss them.  I know I didn't show them enough while I was home, but I love them so dearly and wish to hug and talk to them again.  Cortland, stay strong through adversity and trials.  The football locker room is gonna be Satan's playground and you have to be strong enough to over come it.  It's gonna be hard and it may be embarrassing and you may stand alone when you choose not to do the dumb things in there, but Heavenly Father will bless you and strengthen you.  You have a light in you and you have to show it.  Walk uprightly before God, love Christ and your family and friends.  Cort, I know times get hard and you may fall into temptation, but just because you may take a step in the wrong direction, doesn't mean you have to take 2.  Also, remember that mom and Dad and our whole family will always be there for you.  I love you so much buddy.  More than I ever showed it and more than I ever said it.  Put on the whole armor of God and pray always.  Never let anyone bring you down for what you believe.  Be proud to be Mormon!!  When someone asks if you're LDS say "heck yeah I am and I'm proud of it!!"  Never doubt yourself.  For in Christ, you can do all things.
Chance,  middle school is a rough time!  Trust me!  But it's gonna be great for your growth!  As I told Cort, make sure you never not let your light shine.  Always be who you are.  You are gonna be so great!  Study the scriptures and school work.  Listen to mom and dad and continue to be the loving person you are!
Ella bug!  I miss you so much!  I love you!  Your tender heart will be a great key in letting people know that you're a Latter Day Saint!  Walk in the light of the lord and be who He wants you to be!  Keep working hard in dance!!  You're gonna be a star!
Crew!!  Little buddy!  You're my little rock!!  Your picture is the book mark to my personal Book of Mormon!  Every time I see your precious smile, I smile!  You bring me so much joy!  I can't wait to hear your laugh and your little voice!  Keep on trucking little man!!  You're such a great boy!!
Kaeden,  I know we sometimes didn't get along all the time and I know at times I didn't show my love for you.  But thank you for being the man I look up to.  Thank you for showing me guidance while you were on your mission and for being part of my foundation for my testimony.  You are my older brother and at times my best friend.  I wish I would have spent more time with you before I left. I know that as you start your journey in life with your eternal companion the Lord will bless you and you're gonna be so happy!  I love you Kaed.  You'll always be one of my best role models!!
Mom, dad.  You guys have given me everything.  My life, my knowledge and testimony.  You guys were there when no one else was.  You guys helped me up when I was at rock bottom.  I'm so proud to call you my parents.  I wouldn't trade you for anyone else. Ever.  You guys showed me love when I felt none.  You helped me find my way to Christ and helped me become the man I have, so far, become.  I don't know why I was blessed with such an amazing family.  I don't understand how the lord loved me enough to bless me with you guys.  His love is infinite and eternal.  If I have nothing, if I'm ever left with absolutely nothing, I know that I'll have something because I have you guys.  I'll never be left with nothing.  I'll always have you guys, my faith and my testimony of this church and the Book of Mormon.  Jesus Christ is our savior.  He atoned for all of us, me.  He made it so when you fall, he'll be there to pick you up and guide you to where you need to be.  Thanks to him, we can always become who we need to be.  Jesus Christ And Heavenly Father appeared to Joseph smith.  He restored this church and he was a prophet.  I have no doubt in my mind.  He translated the Book of Mormon and it truly is another testament of Jesus Christ.  I cannot, I will not ever forsake this gospel.  I would rather die than deny it.  I will not fear man, for what can they do to me when I have God on my side?  I have full faith he will be with us when we think we're alone.  We're never alone.  He has a plan for us.  The plan of Happiness, not the plan of sadness.  We will be happy.  This gospel in itself brings a smile to my face.  I love you guys.  We are an eternal family and no matter what happens, I will be there for you guys.  You guys are my life and I'm way too proud to say you're my family.  This mission is the best thing I have ever done for myself so far.  It's only been a month, but I can already see it.  I've been blessed with almost 19 years of life, living how I wanted to live.  2 years for the lord and only for him, is nothing and it's the least I can do.  It seems I got the better end of the bargain.  Guys, I love you.  I wish nothing but the best for you. 
Elder Adair

Kings Do King Things

Monday, September 5, 2016

Walking in Memphis...

Hey guys!! Guess what? I got Memphis as my first area! But, it's not

like how I imagined haha.  I'm in the super ghetto part!  Some guy got
jumped outside of out apartment while we were planning a couple nights
ago so that was awesome.  I sent a pic of my bed haha it's just a hoc
and spring with no frame.  I feel like I'm in college haha.  Oh and I
sent the worlds largest bass pro shop.  We have to clear up he area
book before we do much.  We spent 3ish hours putting addresses of 361
potential investigators into the maps to make it easier to teach.
(Find one to teach and go around to the nearby potentials after to
fill schedule).  The church here is small.  No priests, 6 young men
(idk ages) passed the sacrament.  The temple is absolutely tiny.  It's
right by the stake center and the stake center is bigger than the
temple.  Lit.  We went through the fridge on Saturday and found 2
things that were completely molded over (looks like chorderoid  pants)
we don't know what was in the tub but the other was moldy
cheesecake...yum.   The mornings are so cold we wear robes and
blankets while we study haha.  Edwards looks so weird in the robe.  I
love my companions!  Edwards and Moosman (pronounced Mose man).  We
record role plays and they called me Areocrombie  cause of how I do my
hair and sit hahaha (idk why they say that but oh well haha).  We
screenshotted when I messed up and we laughed at it for a bit haha.
All is great here and we have a few lessons planned for this week.
It's a lot of work but it keeps us busy.  Sister Guthrie is on the
Arkansas side and I'm on Memphis so I won't see her for a minute haha.
I'm here for at least 6 weeks I think to finish my 6 week training but
I kinda wanna go back to Arkansas or somewhere where I don't get
threatened to be shot, but Memphis is nice.  We went through the lost
and found at the church on Saturday as we planned and found this huge
scroll hahaha it was for young women's but we took it and are gonna
use it for Wakolo hahaha we hung it up in out room and we're gonna
make a copy for our district meetings.  The mission is fun!!  I love
it so far!  I'm a little homesick but I'll live!  The Spirit is so
strong here!  Edwards keeps it cause he is so into studying and having
the Holy Ghost with us, I look up to him!  He calls me his son and
he's my dad haha.  Moosman is like the older brother but he's kinda
quiet.  He goes home in 5 weeks so he's kinda just waiting for that
time to fly I think but he's still a great guy and missionary.  Also
send me my number 1 shirt, the one that's all the way ripped, I'm
gonna make it my title of liberty and hang it on my wall.  And send me
some tights, preferably my black and camo.
I love you guys!!

Here's my address for at least 6 weeks
4360 Winchester Rd Apartment 1, Memphis, TN 38118


Elder Edwards disposing of two week old...
okay, no one knows how old or what it was!


Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy, won't you look down over me
Yeah I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be


Then I'm walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel


They've got catfish on the table


They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis


But do you really feel the way I feel?


"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"